FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions
The questions we get asked most often. Answered in full, with more words than strictly necessary.
Is my data private?
Mostly, yes. Your calculation history, anniversary date, profile name, nickname, and settings stay in your browser's localStorage and never leave your device. The public leaderboard stores only what you explicitly submit: your display name, miles total, optional label, and submission date. Separate anti-abuse data derived from your IP may also be stored temporarily so people cannot hammer the leaderboard all day. See the Privacy Policy for the full version.
Where does the 600 thrusts figure come from?
It comes from peer-reviewed research. Specifically, Levin & Wagner (2003) and a widely-cited study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine (2008) both put the average thrust count per session at around 500 to 600. BangMiles uses 600 as the default because it sits in the middle of the published range and because “peer-reviewed average” is the most respectable thing we can say about any part of this site. We wrote a fuller breakdown here: The Science Behind the 600 Thrusts Figure.
Is any of this accurate?
No. The calculator is a novelty. The thrust count is an average from a small group of studies, the mileage assumes perfect consistency, and the result is best treated as comic pseudo-science with a calculator attached. It is a fun estimate, not a measurement.
What does “Inclusive” vs “Full months” counting mean?
In Total Since Date mode, Inclusive counts any month you touched. Full months only counts only completed calendar months. Inclusive is more generous. Full months is stricter.
How do I submit to the leaderboard?
Calculate your mileage on the main page. Once you have a result, a leaderboard submission form appears near the bottom. Enter a display name and hit Submit. Your score will then appear on the Global Leaderboard.
How do I remove my score from the leaderboard?
Email hello@bangmiles.com with your display name and approximate submission date. We will remove it manually.
What is the Odometer mode?
The Odometer is the third calculation mode. You enter a start date, usually an anniversary, and BangMiles keeps calculating the cumulative total from that date to today.
Can I install BangMiles on my phone?
Yes. BangMiles is a Progressive Web App. Install it from your browser and it opens full-screen like an app, with basic offline support.
What are the real-world comparison distances?
BangMiles compares your total against landmarks such as the English Channel, a marathon, the M25, Land's End to John o'Groats, and the Moon. We explain those in What Does Your BangMiles Score Actually Mean?.
Who made BangMiles?
BangMiles is a ridiculous side project hosted by Teklan Hosting. Peer reviewed by no one.